How do you keep someone in suspense?

By doing the following:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kappro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flabbersmacker
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A good name for a serial killer would be β€œthe Suspense”

That way when he’s killing me I could say β€œthe suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
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The suspense is killing me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
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Do you know why it's important to keep someone in a state of suspense?

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I'll take my leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimgamertv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I thought the suspension would kill me.

When the bridge slowly began to collapse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Can you feel the suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Wanna know how to keep idiots in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpillsMcDribble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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The crowd watched in suspense as the man attempted to scale the building whilst eating an apple

They feared he may have bitten off more than he could chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucaewings27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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β€œThe Suspense”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzAAli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...

...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Which kind of pension do I need for the road ahead?

Suspension.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiLifino
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PR0CR45T184T0R
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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he FACES possible suspension
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer-Griffin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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...of Suspense!

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/98oik0/my_wife_thinks_im_lazy_but_in_reality_im_a_master/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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My teacher wanted me to design a new suspension device

It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it

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How do you keep a fool in suspense?

I'll tell you next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thought152
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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The suspense must be killing them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farcicer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How do you hold a moron in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxler3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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I know the most suspenseful joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord1401
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What's the secret for building suspense?
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Wanna know the secret to building suspense?
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What's the most suspenseful symptom ever?

A cold. It gives me chills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-STARrating
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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What’s the best way to keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Dad: How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

Child: how? Dad: I'll tell you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PL3BSW3G
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Does this count?
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzoHasSushi
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How do you keep a person in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
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How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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how do you keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewingBear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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how do you keep someone in suspense?

ill tell you tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell ya later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missile500
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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How do you keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/careerpathlost
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanflynnnn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swannyboy13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xdegenerate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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How do you keep someone in suspense?

I’ll tell you later

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Do you want to know how to leave someone in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eaglewhakinator
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