I hate biting my nails

But, it kinda grew on me...

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📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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My dad and I were watching football the other day, when I looked and saw him put some doornails in his mouth. Confused, I asked why, and he said "Biting my nails helps with the nerves of football"

Classic dads

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👤︎ u/only1benod
📅︎ May 11 2019
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My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails but I cured her.

I hid her teeth.

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👤︎ u/JK-BB
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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I was anxiously waiting to hear the result of the Worst Bad Habit Awards

It was nail-biting

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📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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10 men trapped in Alaska

I remember years ago when in my remote town in Alaska there were 10 men stuck underground. I don't recall the circumstances that got them into this situation but it was clear that if they didn't get out soon they weren't going to make it.

All of our local rescue and public services were unable to get them out and they were running out of time. With only 18 hours remaining they sent for the only expert who could help, a rescue operations legend Mr. Puh. If he could get a plane into town it could make all the difference.

I remember gathering around the radio, biting our nails, as weather conditions worsened and threatened the planes journey.

I don't remember how long I stayed awake that night, but I will never forget the words I heard when I turned the radio on in the morning: "Puh not in, ten dead."

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📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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