A list of puns related to "Determinedly"
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."
Mee: "You are not coming in."
Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
I finally worked it out.
It's called,Cash in the Addict.
Sir Veyor
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
TNT. It's dino might.
Now there's a diamond in the ruff (rough)
It’s known to run in jeans.
in the end, he came around.
Their teacher
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'
Regardless if it Texas along time, Alaska.
His test-icles
I said “oh, well let me take one of those off your hands for you”
You pull down it's genes
Because he had one tract mined.
D.
If she bites you, she's a female.
The coronar
Use a Litness test.
After he is revived the medics find out the last time he ate was at breakfast. They determine that he had a "failure to lunch."
❤❤❤ And you're priceless ❤❤❤
Motion censors
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
...I must determine if I’m Russian or Stalin.
But Maury Povich determined that I am not the father.
He has a lot of daddycation
There would be 10 but they lacked 8
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon
With the exposition.
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."
Step 1. Throw it in the water.
Step 2. Observe.
If it sinks? Girl ant.
If it floats? Boy ant.
Towels.
There are more ducks on that side.
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
For instance, metal-heads are pretty damn dense.
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
A polo
But I have learnt that through hard work and determination, anything is popsicle!
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
All you need in a glass of water. If the ant sinks to the bottom it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s a buoyant.
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