My wife got mad after I tried to convince her that she'd agreed to let me buy a neon sign.
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
Two people agreed to never speak to each other secretly
It was an unspoken agreement.
Once, I agreed to help Death move his couch to his new place.
After we got there, I realized I forgot those things you’re supposed to sit on. There were reaper cushions.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
My young daughter begged me to play as a horse. I begrudgingly agreed...
I didn't really want to be a neigh sayer.
Why was everyone shocked when the fruit fly's girlfriend agreed to marry him?
Because the pair had only ever been on rotten dates.
A friend of mine asked me to adopt some baby cows, and I agreed.
What can I say, I’m always willing to raise the steaks.
We agreed to start greeting each other without making physical contact...
Then we shook on it.
What did a depressed person do when a girl agreed to go on a rooftop date?
He jumped for joy.
Last night I got drunk and agreed to star in a bukkake scene, blindfolded...
I don't know what came over me
Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
I asked my dad what his favourite song is and I agreed with him.
He said Gangnam Style, I said K-pop
"I want a tattoo going down my spine, but I'll let you do anything you want," my son told the tattoo man. The tattoo man agreed to it and ended up tattooing an enormous gun my son's his spine.
Well, I guess that backfired.
My wife insists I try meditating and I finally agreed.
It beats sitting around and doing nothing.
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....
On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water
Schwepped her off her feet.
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water
Schwepped her off her feet
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water
Schwepped her off her feet
