A list of puns related to "Proved"
Except Leo
Me: "Why is this mustard green?"
Dad: "It's got dill in it."
Me: "Weird. Any good?"
Dad: "Yeah, it's dill-icious."
"I like your new Jeep, but it's broken." I look at him confused. "It's in the parking lot pointing west. Shouldn't Compasses always point north?"
We were watching the Monday Night football game between the Eagles and the Bears, and we were discussing Carson Wentz, the Eagles new quarterback. Me: "Where did he play in college again?" Dad: "From Wentz he came? North Dakota State"
ME: Let me just use the bathroom before I hit the road
BF: Don't hit the road, what did it ever do to you?
Through science.
He eventually came around
He was half right
Heβll come around, eventually.
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
in the end, he came around.
Nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g".
because it didnt hold water
He said βI believe i can, flyβ
Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?
Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..
Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
Hypothermia! Itβs the coolest way to go.
let me introduce you to my burger... *drumroll*
Meet patty
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
Remains to be seen.
He is wanted dead and alive.
That there was Russian medaling.
I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.
...then you need to grow a pair.
Itβs not an exact seanceβitβs more of a pseudoseance.
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Happy turkey day everyone.
and I have eleven kids to prove it.
He told me to use an Aphid David.
It was legendairy.
He is going to go through a trial by fire.
Scared the heck out of everyone else in the frozen food section.
Take a foe-toe
He was half right
Mom: Oh cool! It's... uh?
Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Mom: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...
Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat
Go ahead, prove me wrong
Wife: Oh cool! It's... uh?
Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!
Wife: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...
Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat!
In the end, he came around.
(originally r/jokes)
In the end, he came around.
In the end, he came around.
I have a flat earther friend who wanted to prove that the world was flat by going to the edge. In the end, he came around.
In the end, he came around.
He finally came around.
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