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︎ May 14 2018
Well calculated response
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︎ May 16 2020
Itβs a bit calculated to understand this pun
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Do you know how karma is calculated?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I donβt understand why my calculator just stopped working.
It just doesnβt add up.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!
It just doesnβt add up.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...
"What's the equation? (occasion)"
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Ah yes the calculator
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
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︎ Sep 12 2020
A boy breaks his calculator just before a big math test
From the shelf beside him, an abacus says "Dont worry kid, you can always count on me"
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︎ Jul 10 2020
My calculator is missing the minus button....
But on the plus side it still works.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.
π︎ 11
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︎ Jul 08 2020
There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
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︎ Mar 25 2020
When I was young, I once asked my dad for a pocket calculator, but he said no.
He said, βWho cares how many pockets you have?β
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︎ May 19 2020
My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle
I told him itβs easy as pi
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︎ Jan 31 2020
The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...
They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
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︎ May 22 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
For some reason I can't calculate amps and voltage
I don't know watt I'm forgetting
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π
︎ Apr 19 2020
Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day
Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?
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π
︎ Dec 02 2019
How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?
π︎ 37
π
︎ Jan 18 2020
I'm calculating inertia right now...
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π
︎ Jan 14 2020
I got a really ugly looking calculator for Christmas.
But it is what is on the inside that counts.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Mate of mine used a modified Fatman in a New Vegas inspired talbetop-RPG. We both found the damage calculation of the lingering damage the GM thought of quite punny:
"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"
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︎ Sep 21 2019
People are always telling me that βmeanβ and βrudeβ have the same definitions. So I ask them,
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me...
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Everyone is so surprised after getting hit by a calculator...
... I guess they weren't counting on it
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︎ Aug 06 2018
A police officer stops a guy carrying a backpack on suspicion of terrorism.
The police officer asks him to let him check his backpack.
The guy obliges.
In his backpack, the officer finds some textbooks, a calculator, a compass and a ruler.
"Aha!", shouts the policeman, "as I suspected. You are under arrest!"
"But why?" the guy protests.
"You have been caught carrying weapons of math instruction!"
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π
︎ Oct 30 2020
Why did the protractor marry the calculator?
It was a math made in heaven.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
I gave my son a calculator named βThoughtβ.
Itβs the thought that counts.
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︎ May 16 2019
I might buy you an exploding calculator...
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I found a box of discarded calculators and I just had to rescue them because...
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π
︎ May 07 2019
Why did I get a tattoo of a calculator?
So you can always count on me.
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π
︎ Oct 16 2018
Not Sure if this Counts
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π
︎ Aug 17 2019
I'm trying to work out a complicated maths equation with a broken calculator
But itβs only adding to the problem
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︎ Jul 01 2019
I canβt understand why my calculator just stopped working
π︎ 59
π
︎ Oct 18 2020
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working
π︎ 27
π
︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 17 2020
I canβt understand why my calculator wont work.
It just doesnβt add up.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 18 2020
I asked my dad if he could buy me a pocket calculator.
He said, βWhy? You donβt know how many pockets you have?β
π︎ 17
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Why are calculators so dependable?
Because you can always count on them
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Weird how my calculator has stopped working...
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︎ Jun 24 2019
My calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, ...it still works.
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π
︎ Aug 05 2018
I have an old calculator thatβs missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
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π
︎ Jun 18 2019
My calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side,...it still works.
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π
︎ Oct 18 2018
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