Today's weather forecast…
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Scattered showers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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There’s a chance of snow in the forecast

I’m snow excited

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meganium58
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Bill, the weatherman: β€œToday’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...

Just so I cover all the bassists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Todays forecast.. imgur.com/GSDwTR1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhalsimballskin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Hitler: β€œIt’s getting cold. What is ze Wetter forecast?”

β€œHail, Hitler.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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How do sea animals forecast current patterns?

They use algae-rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Watching the weatherman give the forecast and he says we'll probably see some teens late tonight and I said

They shouldn't be out that late without adult supervision. The sound of eyes rolling is music to my ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zulubowie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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My wife asked me what the weather forecast for Christmas was.

I told her, "It looks like reindeer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwoo888
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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The weather forecast in Mexico is

Chili today, hot tamale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zhaogeorge3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Romans created weather forecasts

Hail, Ceasar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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It was forecast to be foggy this morning.

Girlfriend: 'It's not foggy outside at all'

Me: 'We must have mist it'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-roc
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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My weather guys said the forecasts were going to be late

I said it's cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerofblame
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Did you hear about the forecast for the rap concert?

They're expecting a Lil Wayne.

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Hitler asked his chief meteorologist for the weather forecast.

"Hail, Hitler."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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Weather forecast provides the perfect dad joke opportunity

I was checking the weather and the forecast for Sunday said "Potential for significant icing"

Dad: "Chocolate or vanilla?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPrezBama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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It's forecast to be the coldest day of the year so far this Thursday.

Well, it is January afterall. (courtesy of my stepdad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreeHuggerGuy96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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Did you hear the weather forecast in Mexico?

Chili today, hot tamale!

-Dad

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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