Deduct Puns

A list of puns related to "Deduct"

Did he hear about the detective who went rampaging through the city?

He left a trail of deduction in his wake

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👤︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?

He's a master of deduction

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👤︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?

It’s a Naan Profit Organization.

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👤︎ u/Korwiin
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.

I don't get the difference.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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A horse walks into a bar...

That’s gonna be a ten-point deduction

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👤︎ u/alofton4
📅︎ May 08 2018
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Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.

You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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What game do accountants play on the playground when they were kids?

Deduct, deduct, degooset.

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👤︎ u/Zermie
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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