What's the most indecisive shoe?

The flip-flop.

(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What do you call a indecisive bee ?

Maybe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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My therapist told me I’m too indecisive

but really I’m just not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What was the indecisive fly overheard saying?

I’m not sure about these debates, I’m really on the Pence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did the indecisive blind man say when the genie asked him what his three wishes were?

Ummm... let me see...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhladczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Am I indecisive?

I can never tell... I’m just not sure? Maybe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poiuy03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Wife thinks I’m indecisive

I’m not sure though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virtual-Prime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Which is the most indecisive month?

May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reverse_mango
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Did you know Shakespeare was indecisive about the vitamins he took?

B2 or not B2, that was the question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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what do you call it when someone is indecisive about which yarn to buy?

knit-picky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My wife tells me that I am too indecisive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I used to be indecisive,

Now I'm not quite sure.

-My Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodBonesBare
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call an indecisive body of water?

Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeroengast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Never be indecisive about drinking rum with a pirate.

He’ll give you an β€˜R’ before your β€˜um’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What does a dog crave when it is indecisive, cold, and angry?

Hmm Brr Grr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigapefellow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My sister is really indecisive. When I bought her that red phone cover she always wanted she returned it and bought a blue one, then she returned that one and bought the red one again!

I knew that would be the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chongdog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Which instrument is the most indecisive?

The p-yeah-no

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southmax
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What happens when an indecisive person meet and unavoidable decision?

I'm not sure yet but I can't seem to get around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesusloveskfc
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What is an indecisive businessman's favorite article of clothing?

It's a tie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benagain1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do indecisive people wear?

Flip flops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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The other day, my Dad asked me if I was indecisive

At first I said no, then I said maybe, then I said I can't decide if I was or wasn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambopulous
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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What kind of tea do indecisive people drink

Uncertain-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Isenstar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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My son hates that I’m indecisive

I’m not sure how to feel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/messedupET
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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The one about the indecisive rower...

...he couldn't choose either oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shibby_rj
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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Why didn’t the indecisive man jump into the pit?

He was in a hole lot of doubt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flaccid_Emu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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What do you call a small, indecisive insect?

A mite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToadvineChigurh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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Our city has a very indecisive mayor...

I like to call him Mayor May Not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epiritus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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I used to be indecisive

Now I’m not so sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepeggys
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I thought I was indecisive

But now I’m not too sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I used to be indecisive

But now I'm not so sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orion_Levy2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call an indecisive bee?

A maybe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maria_von_Trapp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I used to think I was indecisive...

But now I’m not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phagemakerpro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What bee is most indecisive?

A May bee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herdertree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I used to be indecisive

But now I am not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooperateryan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I used to think I was indecisive

But I’m not really sure now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CixelsydDb4d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I used to think i was indecisive, now I’m not sure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PretzelFlipFlops
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

Now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LolaLaMafiosa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I used to be indecisive, but not I'm not so sure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyCritter83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I used to think that I was indecisive

Now I'm just not sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExpertAccident
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I use to be indecisive...

But now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkblade1805
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I used to be indecisive

Now, I'm not sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themanrook
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

But now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepfordayz679
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

Now I’m not so sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My friend thinks I'm indecisive

But I'm not sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackatron07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I used to be indecisive .

Now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colacubeninja
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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I used to be indecisive

But I’m not so sure anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakesquadgames
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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I used to be very indecisive.....

..... but now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmatic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.

Me: I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.

Them: Are you sure?

Me: Ummm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HayyyU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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