Indefinite Puns

A list of puns related to "Indefinite"

I know a woman who has committed herself to cleaning other peoples’ homes indefinitely, and makes a hell of a lot of money for it.

She’s maid for life.

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👤︎ u/KubaKomorebi
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?

She wears an algaebra.

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👤︎ u/DeviantClam
📅︎ Jan 15 2016
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A vegan said to me: people who eat meat are disgusting

I replied: people who sell fruit and veg are grocer

(Borrowed indefinitely without permission from @pakalupapito)

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👤︎ u/RacismIsForBlacks
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Son: Dad, what's the time?

Dad: The time is the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole.

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👤︎ u/confirmedpawnshop
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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I love my dad for all of his "wit."

Baba: What day is it?

Me: I think it's Tuesday...

Baba: (giggles to himself for a good 15 seconds) No, Hanaa.... I think it's THREES-DAY!!!

(repeats joke indefinitely)

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👤︎ u/paranoidhandroid
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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