Anyone out there interested in buying my DeLorean ? Great condition, low mileage..
.. really only driven from time to time.
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
What do you need to get rid of a demon with a skin condition?
If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.
Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
I gave the dog a bath today and the wife noticed how soft she was and asked “Did you condition her?”
So I said “yeah, I rang a bell and then fed her”
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/conjunctivitis/
Thats a site for sore eyes
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?
Because he only drove it from time to time.
What’s the coolest disease or condition one can die from?
Hypothermia! It’s the coolest way to go.
Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..
Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.
(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)
how are air conditioning and computers similar?
they don't work as well if you open windows
I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people
What do you call a survivalist with air conditioning?
Yesterday a man drove his car into a barn full of horses.
He’s listed in serious but stable condition.
My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."
"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."
Why are AC/DC always so hungry?
Because it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
What does air conditioning and a 10 year old computer have in common?
Both of them are useless when you open windows
I own a pristine collection of candy canes...
they're all in mint condition!
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81°F in the house. My dog is looking at me like...
what did the doctor say to the man with the social media addiction?
I am very sorry sir, I am afraid your condition is not tweetable....
Where does lightning strike?
Wherever the conditions of it’s work are no longer tenable, and there is no further civil recourse except to unify and withdraw it’s efforts until those conditions are satisfactorily improved.
What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
What type of medical condition excites politicians?
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
What did the metaphysical highway sign say to warn drivers about wintry driving conditions?
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
I work as a quality control specialist for my local toothpaste company
every tube so far has been in mint condition
I hate insomnia, it's a horrible condition
I'm losing sleep over it.
On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft??
Because he conditioned it. 😂
I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said ‘if you need anything, I’m Jill.’
I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..
Only driven from time to time!
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
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