If you go to jail for tax evasion....

....aren't you basically living of taxes, for not paying taxes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What did the doctor say to the businessman? with an enlarged prostate who was being audited for tax evasion?

Urine trouble

*Apologies for the early '?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oyohval
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Tree joke

Did you hear Santa got charged for flying around the yew forest? He was charged with evasion of taxus.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I was arrested after dodging some pushpins that were thrown at me.

I committed tacks evasion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What does a cow say when he's in a dogfight?

Evasive mamoovers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P4743
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Oh deer!

This morning officers from Oakland stopped a doe for toll evasion, on the Bay Bridge. She said she usually pays it, but today it was a buck short.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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