Counterfeiting Puns

It makes a ton of cents.

You won't make any real money.

For my english class, I have to write a feature article. The headline has to be punny, so much that it's almost cringy. I can't use "Friend or Faux". I had "Dirty trade for a clean profit!" but it doesn't really make sense. Thanks people!

Long Con Silver.

“Like £10 notes” I told him

I’m a victim of electron fraud!

There's lots of prose and cons.

He was an impasta

But I think they are full of crap

What a RIP-off

A corn artist.

Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.

You’re counterfeiting the counter fitter.

A phoney.

It was an impasta.

You check the cereal number.

he was full of non-cents.

Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them

"Is that counterfeit?" my son asked.

I said, "Don't be silly, son. Counters don't exercise."

He was counterfeiting .

I probably shouldn't brag, I'm a counterfeiter!

1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
12. PARADOX Two physicians
13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
17. RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
20. PARADIGMS 20 cents

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official