I was working behind the bar today when two guys came in and tried to pay with a couple of counterfeit Β£10 notes. When I told the manager, he asked what they looked like..
βLike Β£10 notesβ I told him
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Apparently, Iβve been using counterfeit electricity at home.
Iβm a victim of electron fraud!
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.
There's lots of prose and cons.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I caught someone selling counterfeit spaghetti
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︎ Aug 02 2020
They say Counterfeit diapers are an accident waiting to happen
But I think they are full of crap
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Home for the holidays and playing Monopoly with dad...checks for counterfeits.
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︎ Nov 29 2013
I bought a tombstone but i realized it was counterfeit
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︎ Jan 13 2019
What do you call a farmer who sells counterfeit paintings on the side?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Thereβs a recent report that counterfeit $1 bills have increased in circulation.
Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.
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︎ May 26 2019
Democrats claiming counterfeit Viagra out of China is a danger to our democracy.
Apparently, they are trying to influence our erections.
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︎ Jan 11 2019
I accidentally bought counterfeit Barilla once...
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︎ Aug 01 2017
What do you call a counterfeit phone?
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︎ Feb 21 2018
How can you tell if your cornflakes are counterfeit?
You check the cereal number.
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︎ Jun 13 2017
A friend once told me he ingested a large amount of counterfeit coins to avoid being caught with them...
he was full of non-cents.
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︎ Nov 18 2015
The more I think about counterfeiting coins, the more I think Iβm going to do it.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Don't try to get a career in counterfeiting.
You won't make any real money.
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︎ May 18 2019
Area man busted for counterfeiting money...
The police found him in his apartmint.
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︎ Jan 27 2015
Need help finding a pun about counterfeiting
For my english class, I have to write a feature article. The headline has to be punny, so much that it's almost cringy. I can't use "Friend or Faux". I had "Dirty trade for a clean profit!" but it doesn't really make sense. Thanks people!
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︎ Apr 14 2015
If you pay for your kitchen remodel with fake bills...
Youβre counterfeiting the counter fitter.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Got me goodβWhat do you call the guy who got away with counterfeiting coins for over a decade?
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︎ Dec 22 2013
Just found out my favorite foot fetish website was taken down
Turns out they had counterfeiting charges against them
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︎ Apr 24 2020
In the supermarket, my son and I saw a cashier holding a customer's note up to the light.
"Is that counterfeit?" my son asked.
I said, "Don't be silly, son. Counters don't exercise."
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︎ Nov 24 2018
I make A LOT of money.
I probably shouldn't brag, I'm a counterfeiter!
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︎ Sep 21 2018
My dad made a lot of money.
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︎ Dec 05 2017
Pad your repertoire with these
- ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
- BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
- BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
- AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
- EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
- CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
- COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
- ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
- LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
- HEROES What a man in a boat does
- PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
- PARADOX Two physicians
- PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
- POLARIZE What penguins see through
- PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
- RELIEF What trees do in the spring
- RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
- SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
- SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
- PARADIGMS 20 cents
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︎ Feb 13 2014
My dad just e-mailed me a list of definitions:
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ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
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AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
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BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
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BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
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CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
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COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
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ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
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EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
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HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
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LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
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MISTY: How golfers create divots
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PARADOX: Two physicians
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PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
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PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
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POLARIZE: What penguins see with
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PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
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RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
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RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
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SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
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SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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