I was arrested after dodging some pushpins that were thrown at me.
I committed tacks evasion.
In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
I threw an engagement ring at my girlfriend, but she dodged out of the way.
Was he trying to Dodge or Ram?
My friend said he could dodge a bullet
R.I.P, I wish i could say that i missed you my dear friend.
If Dodge made electric cars, you might need a charger for your Charger.
Its a Dodge Ram that could Dodge being Rammed....
it’s best to dodge making puns on reddit.
My father just got hit by a rental car
You know what would suck about driving an electric car from Dodge?
We all know what the dodge demon is right?
I guess you could say its.... fast as hell
God, they are invading us: we need LAW & ORDER!!!
Dodge ball (x-post /r/mildlyinteresting)
My dog fell asleep on my copy of the screenplay for Dodgeball...
It's a true underdog story.
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
Guess it’s safe to say the Dodgers dodged *that* World Series!
Want to know the best way to avoid accidents?
I got kicked out of the car museum for putting a Dodge logo on a movie-famous Ford Mustang…
Packing our Dodge Caravan with luggage for our vacation is truly an art.
I always step back and admire my Mini Van Goh.
Roommate just bought a new Dodge Dart.
- RM: (phone dying) I left my charger at work.
- Me: But you have a Dart.
- RM: What does that have to do... GOD DAMMIT!!!!
The newest Dodge line of cars should be called the "Resposibility"
The new 2016 Dodge Responsibility.
Options include: Anti-Radar stealth paint, and an voice activated license plate shield.
My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...
Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.
Did I ever tell you how I dodged the draft?
All I had to do was close the window
And you call yourself a "Dodge"...
I told my dad about r/dadjokes. He told me to post this pickup line:
Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso
Looks like Los Angeles "dodged" the World Series (x-post /r/StLouis)
Should Dodge
My son was inspecting the front bumper of my car. He said "Dad there's a lot of bugs on your bumper." I said "They should Dodge."
I drive a Dodge Journey.
*gym flashback intensifies*
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
My friend kept totaling his new cars.
I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.
He asked a lot of softball questions.
My friend got pissed and threw his joke book at me.
Luckily, I dodged it but all the jokes flew over my head.
If I put a Dodge sticker on a car charger.
Is it now a Dodge charger?
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