What do you call 2 Ford cars that crashed into each other?
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︎ May 09 2021
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didnβt have what I was looking for and that I wasnβt allowed to leave.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Why is Harrison Ford so good at presentations?
He knows how to PowerPoint.
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︎ May 03 2021
Bu-Ford :3
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta
Now the party never stops
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What did the Ford say to the wasp?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile
Now, I have completely lost my Focus.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...
...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.
So they are putting the order on hold.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
βDoc, I think I might have ADHD, because I canβt remember where I parked my Ford!β
Doctor: Thatβs not how ADHD works.
Man: But I keep losing my Focus!
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︎ Sep 19 2019
probably a Ford siesta because i like napping while taking a drive
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Somebody told me to buy a Ford mustang
I told them it was una-ford-able
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︎ Sep 15 2020
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
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︎ Aug 06 2020
It makes sense that Ford is struggling in the US market
They just lost their Focus
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︎ May 31 2020
I hope they can A-Ford a replacement
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︎ Feb 04 2020
For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...
...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
A guy walked into a Ford dealership. He saw a car that was really expensive.
He couldn't a-FORD it.
(This is not original, I saw it somewhere else, not on Reddit)
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︎ Jun 07 2020
When I park my Ford SUV in my garage...
I call it my Escape room.
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︎ May 17 2020
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Harrison Ford
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︎ Jan 21 2018
May the Ford be with you
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Ford Fusion
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︎ Dec 07 2018
What do you call a Ford that is cheap?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What does Tennessee Ernie Ford take when he has heartburn?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I bought a ford.
Now i can focus on driving.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
If you buy a Ford Mustang Mach-E in brown, do they badge in Mach-E-ato?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...
Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
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︎ Sep 16 2013
Abe Lincoln was shot in the Ford theater
Wouldn't have happened in a Chevy
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Ford Focus
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︎ Dec 07 2018
Ford Focus
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︎ Sep 18 2018
What do you call the older Ford models?
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Say what you like about Harrison Ford, he's got a good point (x-post /r/pics)
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︎ Apr 09 2016
The 2019 Ford FleXL
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︎ Nov 06 2018
Why do rocket scientists like Ford crossovers?
Then they're always at Escape velocity.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Ford owners
https://preview.redd.it/79suthshmsw11.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e8033506157e3253c45cc16b684289b5dac146e
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︎ Nov 06 2018
I'm sorry, please ford-give me
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︎ Aug 13 2018
Why did the Mexican Ford employee take Adderal?
So he could focus on his siesta.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Which car did Ford have to try hardest to make?
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︎ Oct 08 2017
I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta
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︎ Nov 14 2020
βDoc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.β
Doctor: Thatβs not how ADHD works.
βBut I keep losing my Focus!β
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︎ Jul 16 2019
My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Patient: I think I have ADHD I canβt remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesnβt really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
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︎ Nov 08 2019
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
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