Ford Fiesta Puns

A list of puns related to "Ford Fiesta"

I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta

Now the party never stops

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👤︎ u/RustyNails95
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/racas
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Siesta

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👤︎ u/Theunkillable
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta

Now it's a Ford Focus.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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My coworker is getting a new car

She told me she wanted a Ford Fiesta in candy blue.

I responded "Fiesta, huh? Sounds like a party."

<Insert groans>

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👤︎ u/tecun_uman
📅︎ May 08 2014
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I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/Theunkillable
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I left my Ritalin in my Ford Fiesta...

It's now a Ford Focus.

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👤︎ u/starryem
📅︎ May 31 2015
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