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Ford Focus Puns

A list of puns related to "Ford Focus"

What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?

A Ford Fusion

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👤︎ u/PurpleSugar64
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
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👤︎ u/The-Real-Elon-Musk
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Ford Focus
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👤︎ u/sonujohny
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

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👤︎ u/jimmyd931
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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Ford Focus
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👤︎ u/NTilky
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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Hard to keep Track of stuff
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👤︎ u/defntlynot_clp-e46
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/racas
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Don’t lose your Focus
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👤︎ u/wcollins260
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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What happens when you crash your fancy new car?

Your Mercedes bends

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Having a bad memory?

Doc: How can I help you?

Me: I forgot where I parked my Ford. I'm always loosing my Focus.

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👤︎ u/napMac
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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Which car did Ford have to try hardest to make?

Ford Focus.

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👤︎ u/gnsnprwldwsl
📅︎ Oct 08 2017
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My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta

Now it's a Ford Focus.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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What's the highest selling car of people with ADHD?

The Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/AnxietySalmon
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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What is a very concentrated Harrison?

Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/thejazzroot
📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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“Doc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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“Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

“But I keep losing my Focus!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/Theunkillable
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I left my Ritalin in my Ford Fiesta...

It's now a Ford Focus.

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👤︎ u/starryem
📅︎ May 31 2015
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