What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?

A Ford Fusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSugar64
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Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
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Ford Focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
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Ford Focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NTilky
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My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmyd931
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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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Ford is focusing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathlec
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Don’t lose your Focus
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What happens when you crash your fancy new car?

Your Mercedes bends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_ManneZ
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Having a bad memory?

Doc: How can I help you?

Me: I forgot where I parked my Ford. I'm always loosing my Focus.

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Which car did Ford have to try hardest to make?

Ford Focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnsnprwldwsl
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What's the highest selling car of people with ADHD?

The Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnxietySalmon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta

Now it's a Ford Focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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What is a very concentrated Harrison?

Ford Focus

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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β€œDoc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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β€œDoc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

β€œBut I keep losing my Focus!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I left my Ritalin in my Ford Fiesta...

It's now a Ford Focus.

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