Why is Harrison Ford so good at presentations?
He knows how to PowerPoint.
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
Say what you like about Harrison Ford, he's got a good point (x-post /r/pics)
What is the name of Harrison Ford's brother?
Balddad Toyota
This was my father's text to me this morning concerning Harrison Ford.
Him: Harrison Ford injured in crash landing of a piece of junk. Wondering if special modifications were contributing factor. Inquired about Chewbacca's condition. Nancy assured me this was a solo flight.
Me: you're the devil.
The wife walked away after this.
We were gift shopping and passed by the board games. I looked over at my wife and said "hey honey, i heard Harrison Ford loved this game". After she looked over, I showed her a white box with the name iKnow.
She growned, I laughed. She left the general vicinity and i lost track of her for a while.
