Punctuality Puns

A list of puns related to "Punctuality"

Researchers have discovered a new condition that makes the patient obsessed with punctuality.

They called it Altimer's disease.

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👤︎ u/MonsieurCellophane
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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I used to bicycle to work and was never once late.

Unfortunately, after my bout with colon cancer, that ended. It's hard to be punctual with only a semi-colon

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👤︎ u/fartbatman
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.

I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.

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👤︎ u/RickToThaDiculous
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do you call a well timed Dad Joke?

PUNctual

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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