All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.

I can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonhackwith
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I'm having frequent pains lately.

It really Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellogs_cereal2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I’ve been going through a lot of shit lately

I hate my job as a plumber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/movetoruqqus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately

It means a lot to him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately.

I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.

Don’t know if this counts as a dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa_G_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I've been planning meals in advance a lot lately..

..and it has given me food forethought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I've been seeing a lot of Stump Grinding signs lately.

I wonder what office they're running for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atrix324
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My wife asked, "What's wrong honey?" I sighed, "I’m just not having much luck with jobs lately."

"I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn’t suited to be a tailor, the muffler factory was just exhausting, couldn’t cut it as barber, didn’t have the patience to be a doctor, didn’t fit in the shoe factory, pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Lately my family have been telling me I need new glasses

But I really don't see the problem

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it

I hope it doesn't become a running gag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My investment in silent actors has really paid off lately.

It’s a real gold-mime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0NSTABEL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I've been dating a ghost lately.

But im never seeing her again. Im done with her sheet. I thought she was gonna scream MY name during sex at least once But my name is not Boo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My hot dog sausage has been doing well lately ...

It's on a roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knanshon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My Cat has been very poorly lately..

..She's recovering from a massive stroke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Lately, I’ve grown increasingly apathetic towards eating vegetables

Some days, I just don’t carrot all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_user9901
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I've been so bored lately that I've been sprinkling water on people's lawns in the morning.

It gives me something to dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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we’ve all been watching a lot of viral videos lately
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πŸ‘€︎ u/escape-ism
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I've been really getting into a turn based strategy game lately

Mario Kart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoglaTheGrate
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...

... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I've been playing Tetris a lot lately.

It was a bit difficult at first but now everything's falling into place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kl4us_in_the_haus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.

It was a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoompa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Sharpening the dadjoke knife here lately...

My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, β€œOh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”

To which I responded, β€œMeatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandastrong35
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I’ve been donating a lot of dining room sets to people in need lately.

I guess I’m just feeling very chairtable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I've had to use my old nintendo controller to work from lately

You can say I've been working wiimotely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Lately I’ve been saying ”el mundo” a lot to my spanish friends.

It means the world to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mazmagod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Hey have you heard from the headless horseman lately?

I don't speak to him, I think he lost his mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndAnotherHuman
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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As a Dad 'comedian', lately all my material has been

"inside" jokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonaldandHillary
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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My neighbor and I have been battling with epees lately, which has aided in our friendship...

You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I speak two languages, but lately I've started to lose vocabulary on both

Some people say I'm byelingual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manu_0706
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately

It has its prose and Khans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AriDamal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My dwarf wife has been feeling a bit down lately
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarinrud2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Lately my wife has become increasingly frustrated with the amount of geriatric patients she’s been seeing...

It’s getting old

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tico46
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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This sub is disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatball next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wezzley_Snipes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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Yo-Yos really seem to have made a resurgence lately.

It’s getting out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevectorvictor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” to my Latino friends more lately

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” to my Spanish friend more often lately...

It means a lot to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_A_Zero
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I haven't had much success with jobs lately

I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t have the patience to be a doctor; didn’t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian. I'm going to look into becoming an optometrist. We'll see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My Cat hasn't been well lately

... She's recovering from a massive Stroke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flamingturtle1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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