Have you seen the price of chimneys lately?
They’re through the roof!
I’ve noticed lately that my feet don’t smell very good.
So I’ve started using my nose instead.
UFO's have been in the news a lot lately but no one seems to care.
Frankly, I think it must be over most people's heads.
Have you taken a bath lately?
Why is there one missing?
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
My cheese hasn’t been working out lately
Have you seen the blind guy on the news lately?
I've been building a lot of LEGO sets with my kids lately.
I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!
My wife has been cold to me lately, so I figured a hobby might make her more receptive to my advances. I figured why not stamp collecting? Well, I learned an important lesson...
Philately will get you nowhere
My colorblind son has been getting into music lately.
He really likes the Greens
My mom has really gotten into Konmari lately...
She is throwing out everything that doesn't "spark joy." I haven't seen Dad in a week.
My dad has been going through a lot of hard ships lately…
He dismantles them for a living.
Gravity has had me depressed lately
It really brings a guy down
Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
Mr. Cooper has been working so much lately, he's feeling less and less like himself.
What he needs is a night of rest and re-Cooperation.
With all this snow lately sledges have been sold out everywhere. . .
So I have borrowed my sisters sledge, she doesn't mind because we are family.
I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
I'm having frequent pains lately.
I’ve been going through a lot of shit lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately.
I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.
Don’t know if this counts as a dad joke.
I've been planning meals in advance a lot lately..
..and it has given me food forethought.
My wife asked, "What's wrong honey?" I sighed, "I’m just not having much luck with jobs lately."
"I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn’t suited to be a tailor, the muffler factory was just exhausting, couldn’t cut it as barber, didn’t have the patience to be a doctor, didn’t fit in the shoe factory, pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian!"
Lately my family have been telling me I need new glasses
But I really don't see the problem
I've been seeing a lot of Stump Grinding signs lately.
I wonder what office they're running for.
Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it
I hope it doesn't become a running gag
My investment in silent actors has really paid off lately.
I've been dating a ghost lately.
But im never seeing her again. Im done with her sheet. I thought she was gonna scream MY name during sex at least once
But my name is not Boo.
I’ve had a pretty bad cold lately
People are being even nicer by giving me some space
My hot dog sausage has been doing well lately ...
Lately, I’ve grown increasingly apathetic towards eating vegetables
Some days, I just don’t carrot all
My Cat has been very poorly lately..
..She's recovering from a massive stroke.
Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.
we’ve all been watching a lot of viral videos lately
I've been playing Tetris a lot lately.
It was a bit difficult at first but now everything's falling into place.
I've been so bored lately that I've been sprinkling water on people's lawns in the morning.
It gives me something to dew.
I've been really getting into a turn based strategy game lately
Lately I’ve been saying ”el mundo” a lot to my spanish friends.
It means the world to them.
I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...
... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!
I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.
It was a site for sore eyes
Sharpening the dadjoke knife here lately...
My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, “Oh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”
To which I responded, “Meatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”
I’ve been donating a lot of dining room sets to people in need lately.
I guess I’m just feeling very chairtable.
This sub is disappointing me lately.
I'm going to try the meatball next time.
I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Latino friends more lately
I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend more often lately...
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