My most favorite recent pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stock-Orange
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Which jokes are safest during the recent pandemic?

Inside jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacenerdgasms
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What’s a horse’s favourite decade in recent history?

The 00s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmote_wifi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...

they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Recent father. Yesterday my wife told me we β€œwould be having dinner at around 6:30, 7 o’clock”

I told her I might be running late and asked if we could make it 6:38 instead?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsrule44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Recent Trip to the Grocery Store

I was just in a checkout line at the grocery store and the man behind me was going on and on in broken English about being from some Neo-Mediterranean superpower. He got my attention, pointed to a newspaper above the belt, and asked what it was. I replied β€œIt’s the Times, New Roman.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FapAlbert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol

Its bird-gin-ing research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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On a recent flight, my friend asked me, β€œIf the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?”

I said, β€œNo, we will still be friends.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.

Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anynamethatworks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I was going to tell you all about my most recent fart..

But that's behind me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furiouschivo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.

Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catillionaire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR

What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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So I was talking to my friend yesterday about their recent accident

They told me that recently they had come into ownership of a small ball of string. At first, they thought nothing of it. One day, they walked into their house and the ball of string was on the table, when they had specifically left it in a closet. They put it away again, but the next day when they came home from work, the ball was on the table again. It kept happening, and eventually it became a sort of game for my friend. They'd leave it somewhere they thought it could never come back from, and return to find it on their table.

Then it began to appear in other places.

It appeared in the middle of a company meeting. One moment, the table was empty, the next, it had a ball of string in the middle. While driving, they spotted it in the back of their car. They saw it inside of a vending machine. But at the end of every day it would return to their table.

Eventually, my friend decided enough was enough. They took the string, and threw it off a bridge into a river. As they were driving home, a car swerved and hit them, wrecking both cars. My friend staggered to check on the other driver, and all he found was a small pile of soggy string on the seat.

After that, he never saw the string again.

So after he told me this tale, I turned to him, and said, "Wow... that was quite a yarn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcaleb2001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Did you hear about the recent dwarf survey?

It found 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AShiggles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American

Has one breast and one testicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronvonjones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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After a few recent posts, I now realize just how dangerous math really is.

I mean, just look at all those explosions after math!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Anyone else noticing a recent influx of herb related jokes?

It is that thyme of year, I suppose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entropolous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I have lots of Kenny Rogers jokes, but in light of his recent passing, I won't tell them.

You gottta know when to hold 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REVDR
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…

Let that sink in…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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It has actually been confirmed in a recent Batman comic that Robin's dick has no color at all.

Dick gray, son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedBlade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Accordion to a recent study, 90% of people didn’t realize

I put an instrument at the start of this sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revaforce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.

Current events make it less attractive.

All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles....

Never get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Did you hear about the recent race to send a cow to space?

The steaks will be higher than ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouIdiotSandwhich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.

Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petrifiedgumball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".

I just call it a Rowbot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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There was a recent study done on a baby's first words.

It had some interesting dada to go by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadbonbon
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Why did the cannibalistic Roman slave warrior show no remorse over his recent female victim?

Because he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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A recent poll has shown that vampires are actually vegetarian.

They all hate stakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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In light of recent geography humor imgur.com/SyxBp5M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaraBayou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:

I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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My favourite movie of the recent past has to be β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I teach elementary special Ed, and my co-teacher and I joke back and forth all day. This is our most recent best.

Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.

Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?

Co-teacher: He couldn't say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penigmatic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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A recent study in America asked people their preferred butter

48% of Americans chose real butter, whilst the other 51% opted for a substitute.

The study concluded that imitations are only margarineally butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_wild_redditer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.

That left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Seen on the recent YesTheory video
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inflake_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Axl fell during a recent GnR concert.

Then, Axl rose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Found this in a recent newspaper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1AsianPanda
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Recent Trip to the Grocery Store

I was just in a checkout line at the grocery store and the man behind me was going on and on in broken English about being from some Neo-Mediterranean superpower. He got my attention, pointed to a newspaper above the belt, and asked what it was. I replied β€œIt’s the Times, New Roman.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FapAlbert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Recent evidence shows that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.

Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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