My weiner dog is so lazy...

Not much dash in that hound

Credit u/themayanacockandlips on r/aww

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📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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A dad buys his son a dog.

The son is lazy and lets his dog shit wherever it wants and doesn't clean it up. One day the dad gets fed up. He says to his son "clean up your dog's shit, it smells offal."

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📅︎ Jan 29 2017
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What's the difference between...

...a piece of paper with a scribble on it and a lazy dog?

One is an ink lined plane and the other is a slow pup.

...Thanks dad.

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