Slow Computer Puns

One is a rack of lamb and the other is a lack of RAM.

it hertz.

Of course it is running really slow, computers don't have legs.

it may be easier to sync with a thumbwalk

his answer: I would be slow too.

I am currently working at an art camp for kids in elementary school. It's mainly girls and they all love frozen. When they behave well do their work we put on music. Today I gave in and tried to put on the sound track but the computer froze so I said "it's frozen... Literally." No laughter and lots of whining. Asked one of my coworkers what to do and he said just leave it alone and don't worry about it. To which I replied "so I should just let it go?." I received a slow clap from my coworkers.

Man not computer: you seem down, you’re so slow today.

Computer: I’m not down, I’m just processing a lot right now.

So, we were in his office and he had just gotten the test results back for if I was sick or not. He is typing on his computer when:

Doctor - "I'm sorry BonerMan_. My computer is going really slow so just bear with me for a moment."

Me - "Maybe you're the one who should be going to a doctor!"

Doctor - "Why is that?"

Me - "Well... it seems to me as if you have a computer virus!!!"

Her-"Sorry about the delay sir our computers are slow in the morning"

Me- "You should enable java script!"

Slow start:

So I was combining two hand sanitizer bottles while waiting on some computer function to complete, one was a scented and dyed blue while the other was regular clear handbleach. In the end I have a bottle of half clear half blue.

So I make wide panic eyes, hold up the bottle for my coworker to see and tell him "Oh shit, %coworker℅ I really blew it this time"

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My little sister just got a new computer but found it slow, so she asked our dad: Dad? How can I make my computer go faster? Dad: I can take you out for a drive, and make that thing go 120! followed by hysterical laughing from himself, and me Note: 120 kmh

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

Doctor - "gah, this computer is being slow."

Me - "Don't worry, ours are the worst at work."

Doctor - (Looks over my test results) Well, it seems to me as if you have a computer virus!

BAZING!