Slowpoke Puns

A list of puns related to "Slowpoke"

What do you call a snail with a cowboy hat?

A slowpoke. :D

It only really makes sense if you know a cowboy is called a cowpoke.

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👤︎ u/greenskyx
📅︎ Jun 28 2022
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What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?

A slowpoke!

*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here

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👤︎ u/Wqiu_f1
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call a turtle crossed with a porcupine?

A slowpoke

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👤︎ u/UnitedVindicator
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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