After getting the first shot I'm really not looking forward to the second.

9mm bullets hurt like hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I’m really looking forward to being an old man

I have to. I can’t look back on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdad0206
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Most Americans are looking forward to December 2020 because Trump should be gone Biden.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I was looking forward to eat my rice bowl.

But my Brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.

I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaggie42069
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Looking forward to the Fall, when I can make serious money gathering leaves..

..Raked it in last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Looking forward to it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I'm not looking forward to my wife having the baby

I hate meeting new people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Found in r/WellThatSucks: "xWas looking forward to having some nice bread from a local bakery :(" posted by u/TheWrigglerr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconLord92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjayplaness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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People with glasses are really looking forward to next year...

It's the first time they will see 20/20.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsJustPeter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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There are so many things that I am looking forward to in the new year...

You could say that my vision is 2020.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Im really looking forward to the new Hacking Twist in Call of Duty!

They call it Modem Warfare!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meistereder420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squrr1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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I’m not looking forward to my next appointment with the Jamaican barber.

As a matter of fact, I’m dreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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There was a lot of division in 2016, so I'm looking forward to 2017. It's going to be prime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mak11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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I'm really looking forward to applying to colleges...

to a degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snarkdiva
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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Me and my roommate go to school for woodworking and are looking forward to the lathe next semester.

I told him "I can't wait to start learning how to turn:, I then turned 90Β° to my left and exclaimed "holy crap I'm getting the hang of it already"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mackhasarack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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I’m really looking forward to next year.

I have 2020 vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_drumstic_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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