I yelled back "I know all those letters!" Everyone laughed, well except this one guy.
I shouted, "Even better, I know the whole alphabet!"
Everyone laughed...
Well, everyone except this one guy.
A resusci-tater!
It really took my breath away
"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?" "Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"
Really...Gets the blood moving
It was depressing.
But when it does, no one is shocked.
...when the waitress yelled “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled back “I know the whole alphabet!” Everyone busted out laughing except for one guy. I hope he’s okay.
Every regular shift has to be certified to use CPR in case of an emergency, and there was an announcement about a class on the announcements, but it was phrased in a weird way.
"If you need CPR, please sign up at the front desk."
Well I can't really sign up as I'm very near death right now.
Me: My phone died.
Dad: Have you tried CPR: Cell Phone Resuscitation?
So we were starting CPR training in class and the instructor was telling us where to find an AED on campus. Him: "Now, there is one if the office, one in the cafeteria, and one in the pool" Me: "Well it's not very good to have an AED in the pool." Him: "Why not?" Me: "Well...wont it get wet?"
and the waitress screamed "Does anyone know CPR??"
I said, "Hell, I know the whole alphabet!"
Everyone laughed... well, everyone except this one guy
