Prius Puns

A list of puns related to "Prius"

What would you call a really old Prius?

Priustoric.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlitchedWishes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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If I buy a Prius, I’ll make sure to put a bobblehead figurine of Yoda on the dashboard

Then I’ll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlespendragon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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What came before the Prius?

The previous...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjsdfg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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What kind of car starts with P

None...They almost all usually use gas or diesel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What type of car did Jesus’s apostles drive?

A Christler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdbg122
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Toyota made the oldest car in the world

It's Prius-toric

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Where do hippies send their children before kindergarten?

Prius-chool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therewasnoblood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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...Heavy Metal Toyota?

Dad: Hey, These cars these days are all plastic and can't take a single hit, they should make a toyota out of heavy metal. Me:Wut? Dad: Yeah, they could make a heavy metal toyota and call it.... "Judas Prius"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALL-NEW_DEES-NUTS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2015
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What car does the pastor drive?

A Prius-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxdoss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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How green is your car?

My Dad sent this picture to me with the caption, "A Prius is not as 'green' as this car!" http://imgur.com/fxYMinB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_scarecrow2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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