He's a smooth criminal...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurtyjoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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If you’re thinking about doing something illegal oil yourself up first.

That way you’re a smooth criminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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So I heard Michael Jackson was accused of child abuse

I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoyMuguff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you call a man with alopecia robbing a bank?

A smooth criminal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obscuremuffin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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From the girl next to me at the bar

Lead singer: and on bass we have "criminal"

Girl leans in to tell me: wonder if he's smooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mondscal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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