If you’re thinking about doing something illegal oil yourself up first.
That way you’re a smooth criminal.
So I heard Michael Jackson was accused of child abuse
I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.
What do you call a man with alopecia robbing a bank?
A smooth criminal!
From the girl next to me at the bar
Lead singer: and on bass we have "criminal"
Girl leans in to tell me: wonder if he's smooth
