Jehovah's Witness favourite band.

The Doors.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?

The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
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Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?

No because they haven't had a gig yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MxRisky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What is Jesus' favourite band?

Nine inch nails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koreanjudas
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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotFuture
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I play the triangle in a reggae band

I stand in the back and ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedso85
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burritovore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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A band of armed babies...

Can you call them the infantry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?

Scathmandu

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Owl jump on the barn-wagon

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Who

... who who?

How did you know I'm an owl! :o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?

I believe they are Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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This guy at the park, starting his own swing band. v.redd.it/z05skxjl60j61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anxious_Spell487
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.

I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glezgatoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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The drummer in our band smashed his drums

re-percussions followed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky_Boss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?

They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curmudgeon1836
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What's chemist' s favourite band?

The red/ox chili peppers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JjoosiK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?

STP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkvideo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing

They're called Mount. Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ur_Left_Airpod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I was abducted by a band of naked midgets

I escaped and when the police asked for a description, I had little to go on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReasonableGator
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".

Its a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muphies__law
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?

It was quite a con on drum ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Have you heard of the band Pangea?

Sadly they broke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaunchpadMcPogs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brightsidek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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There's a new band out called The 640 MB

But they still haven't gotten a single gig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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my little Rock Band
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Love the new cat band Mewtallica

Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I've started a new band called "Blanket'

We're a cover band

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I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"

We opened for The Doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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why did Jim Band shit the bed???

he has license to poop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerilard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."

If anyone asks, you've not seen us.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Kamikaze's favorite band

The Grateful Dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello_babar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Started a band called 999 megaybtes

We still havent gotten a gig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...

I had to Nicks that idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

I left because it was just one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?

Called Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I started a band called "Blanket"

It's a cover band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
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