They kept chanting “FOUR MORE BEERS!”
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
No one should ever have unprotected sects.
Sorry I’m advance if this isn’t allowed.
The leader donkey got shot and killed.
Ass-as-a-nation
I was surprised that everyone was wearing patriotic gear there instead.
Treason
She must have thought I said 'wear the fox hat'
I mean, just generally speaking.
When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)
So there I was working on a small project; I make signs and was working on something for a local election candidate. The client wanted small plastic fans with a pic of her on sticks for her upcoming rally. 300 of them. Our plotter wasn't able to trace them out so I'm hand cutting 300 plastic pieces. My boss walks in, and I say "Man this is gonna take all day." and he replies "Well, looks like you got your work cut out for you today." And walks off.
A few years ago, there was a series of murders that seemed completely independent from one another, aside from two similarities. Each of the victims had received an e-mail the day prior that was typed in all caps, and contained a joke, with the punchline being a play on words. The victims also all had felony convictions. In light of the second fact, many people felt that the murderers were doing a service to the public. Many others disagreed, however, and those against the murders all rallied under the same slogan: End Capital Punishment.
Watching war movies with my Dad, especially war movies can be a drag sometimes.
For example:
Guy on TV - FIRE AT WILL! Dad - Which one is Will?
Or
If there is supposed to be a large rally or army and there are only a few people there, he will say
"There are literally dozens of them!"
And every time he chuckles to his own jokes.
