A list of puns related to "Policeman"
Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.
You are underAvest!
Law and odor
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST !
I dunno, beats me.
... the main reason must be their hand coughs.
is called a clopper
My dogs don't even own bikes
βYes officer, Iβm only going one wayβ. I replied.
Because he was on suspended duty.
Told him thereβs no way, my dog doesnβt even know how to ride a bike.
Youβre under a vest!
A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.
I said, "I'm not, I promise."
"Can you read the number plate of your car then, please?"
"Not from here," I replied. "It's parked seven miles away on my driveway."
He wanted to bust a move.
The policeman was trying to put his young son down for a nap, but the boy wasn't cooperating.
"Do I need to call for backup?" the dad asked. "'Cuz it seems you're resisting a rest!"
"Trust me," I said, "I'm a lot safer when I haven't stolen the vehicle, officer."
A full officer.
You'reβ under a vest!
He had a tip off.
Me: The Wizard of Oz
Policeman: Your FULL name...
Me: (quietly) the Wizard of ounces
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