... the main reason must be their hand coughs.
My dogs don't even own bikes
“Yes officer, I’m only going one way”. I replied.
Because he was on suspended duty.
Told him there’s no way, my dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.
Me: The Wizard of Oz
Policeman: Your FULL name...
Me: (quietly) the Wizard of ounces
A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.
You’re under a vest!
I said, "I'm not, I promise."
"Can you read the number plate of your car then, please?"
"Not from here," I replied. "It's parked seven miles away on my driveway."
He wanted to bust a move.
The policeman was trying to put his young son down for a nap, but the boy wasn't cooperating.
"Do I need to call for backup?" the dad asked. "'Cuz it seems you're resisting a rest!"
A full officer.
"Trust me," I said, "I'm a lot safer when I haven't stolen the vehicle, officer."