A list of puns related to "Gendarme"
He was making his escape with numerous objets d'art on the back of his moped when the Gendarmes stopped him. They told him he would have been successful if he had a better get away vehicle.
To which the failed thief sadly replied, "I was baroque, I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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