Picket Puns

A list of puns related to "Picket"

I saw a strange picket line on the way home today. The workers were carrying signs saying "WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY”

Then I noticed they were outside the mint.

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👤︎ u/marycartlizer
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?

They were strike anywhere.

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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Saw a girl on a picket line today. Man was she striking....
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👤︎ u/kjvlv
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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My neighbor tried to attack me with a picket rail

So I punched him in defense

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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I’m against picketing

but I don’t know how to show it

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👤︎ u/BillCosbyGANG
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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What should you do if your nose goes on strike?

Picket.

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👤︎ u/TKCZBW_
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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Today I learned the Easter candy workers went on strike in 2016...

They chanted “No justice, no Peeps!” on the picket line

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👤︎ u/JamesPerrenoud
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Talking to a guy about a building a fence. I feel I’ve settled into my role as dad pretty well.
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👤︎ u/DrM0n0cle
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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Why was this post removed?

https://bprassets.s3.amazonaws.com/blogfiles/assets/images/post/Body%20Pics/02-12-18_images/wooden-fence-with-two-pickets-missing.jpg

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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One thing about unions in America...

If there's ever a good time to strike, they know how to picket.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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I saw two chavs stealing my front gate last night

I didn't say anything in case they took offence.

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👤︎ u/davetep
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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Fences are offensive,

Let’s picket them.

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👤︎ u/SwiftFoxRaps
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Dad would use this with my high school lady crushes

A guy is standing at a train station in philadelphia, he walks up to the ticket window to get a ticket, when the guy walks up to the window he notices the ticket person is a babe with a "pair of knockers". The man needed to get home quick and was distracted by the knockers and when she asked the guy how she could help, he quickly said "i need two pickets to tittsburgh, please"

god dammit dad...

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👤︎ u/Snuffaluffakuss
📅︎ Apr 22 2014
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My brother got Grandad joked!

My brother was picking his nose rather obviously when my mother yelled at him to stop. Then my grandfather says

"Yeah, you got to be union to Picket!"

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👤︎ u/xsuitup
📅︎ Sep 01 2014
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What do you do if your nose goes on strike?

Picket

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👤︎ u/cryptozoophagist
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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