I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...
Who wants to beat a million bears.
The Biggest Loser’s contestant talking about his opponent:
“I’m not worried about her, she is a lightweight.”
Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated
I guess you could say the steaks were high
"German talent show contestants puts string of sausages up her bum" .. this performance was the wurst
I've started a new competitive pun gameshow podcast entitled 'Punnit' and I'm looking for contestants! First two episodes in the comments.
'Punnit' is hosted by myself and played over three rounds. The first two rounds consist of one category (say, Musical Genres & Ailments), with each contestant going in turn and giving their best 5 entries. Such as, HIVy Metal, Honky Tonksillitis, Indiegestion etc.
These two categories are known about a week or so prior so everyone can bring their best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) but the third round is entirely on the spot, with the entrants shouting out whatever they can think of for a category. One of the recent being American Presidents & American States, with OklaBama winning that one.
It's all very much in the early stages but I would appreciate both feedback on the format and people getting in touch if they wanna duke it out.
Here are the episodes:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKJOzYgG9MW7CQHAZQahiqw/videos
Follow us too @thepunpodcast
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
A rival contestant cheated with a different species of bird at the beak measuring contest...
I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.
Limbo contestants are very down to earth people.
We had a neckwear competition and the contestants all brought their best
but in the end it was a tie.
What did the announcer say to the Britain's Got Talent contestant?
My Dad watching a contestant on a quiz show
The quiz show round was to name famous people named 'Roger'. One of the clues was 'Swiss tennis layer who won 17 Grand Slam titles between 2003 and 2012'. The male contestant guessing the names was very camp and when he guessed the name my Dad commented "I bet he'd like to Roger Federer".
Watching a Halloween Baking Championship with my dad when one contestant says 3 of her children have aspergers...
"Wow, they must not wipe well."
Pat Sajak just dadjoked a contestant
Contestant was unable to solve the last puzzle:
_ _ T I C I _ _ (Occupation)
As the answer is revealed, Pat says:
OPTICIAN... You didn't see that coming, huh?
Two artists had an art contest.
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
I was in a contest where you lost if you talked.
It was quite the competion, to say the least.
I'm thinking about cosplaying as Junkrat for a cosplay contest...
But it'd cost me an arm and a leg.
I entered a seasoning contest and got first place.
The judges said my entry was the best of all thyme.
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
My friend entered a contest to win a trip to a city on the French Riviera. He didn't win...
I once finished runner-up in a Fidel Castro look-a-like contest.
I won a contest extracting the most water from a towel, I'm now known as the....
What did John Mcenroe say when he was disqualified from the chese eating contest
The competitive painting contest was an abject failure
A son tells his Dad he wants to win the limbo contest at his school...
His dad says, "That's a pretty low bar."
I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place!
Have you ever wondered why the winner of all the Miss Universe contest...
...always came from Earth ?
I struggled hard in the bodybuilding contest.
Turns out, I've got atrophy
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
My cat got 10/10 points at a beauty contest
I've just entered the neighborhoods tightest hat contest..
I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- alright
- absoutely briliant
I was all ready to host a limbo contest, but then I found out that someone stole my special limbo bar.
I mean, how low can you go?
If he won't talk I guess it's just a stairing contest
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They were quite MEADiocre
One of the local radio stations had a "Worst Pun" contest.
The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.
But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?
Winning a German sausage eating contest is all about your mind set
You hope for the best, but prepare for the wurst
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. I want to contest half of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus.
A male dog and a female dog are having a pissing contest, which one will win?
Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.
I entered a pun contest once
You had to send in your best puns, via snail mail, in an orderly list. I sent ten in, thinking at least one would win me a prize, but no pun in ten did.
Limbo contestants are very down to earth people.
I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
I entered a pooping contest once
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping one would win.
I entered ten puns into a contest.
I hoped one would win, but no pun in ten did.
A man entered a pun contest and said ten pins, hoping one would win...
Unfortunately no pun intended
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