The Athlete Puns

A list of puns related to "The Athlete"

Did you know athlete’s foot is only in the US?

The rest of the world calls it athlete’s meter

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👤︎ u/RaunchyAppleSauce
📅︎ May 18 2021
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What is it called when an athlete lowers the bar...

Limbo

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👤︎ u/Need_no_Reddit_name
📅︎ May 12 2021
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Why did the athlete raise the bar in their sport?

They were tired of hitting their head

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👤︎ u/Need_no_Reddit_name
📅︎ May 12 2021
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We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!

It’s considered a foul

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👤︎ u/OH-Beans
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'

What do they want a medal?

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot

It’s quite a peeling

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👤︎ u/lukeurmyson
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.

So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Why did the athlete eat a lightbulb? (OC)

Because it was an electro-light!

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👤︎ u/NoZellin
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?

His professor asked him to discus it.

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👤︎ u/StanggTwin
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes

He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line

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👤︎ u/filthyaverage
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.

He’s been undie-feeted ever since.

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👤︎ u/beeeeen
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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What kind of athlete makes the best kind of neurologist?

Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.

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👤︎ u/LunOverdose
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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What did the athlete ask, when he lost a screw?

U sain my bolt?

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👤︎ u/Sponska
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once

I thought it was just revaulting

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
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👤︎ u/feckthis
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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If a Russian athlete wins in a Pyeongchang event, does that mean they're Medaling with the Olympics?
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👤︎ u/49RedBulls
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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Why did the athlete buy discounted protein?

Because it was whey cheaper

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👤︎ u/HE_HATES_THESE_CANS_
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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Which athletes keep the warmest in the winter?

The Triple-Jumpers

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👤︎ u/RandyChristmas
📅︎ Nov 11 2017
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Who's the most famous Rasta athlete?

Tom Braidy! I'm sorry, that was dreadful.

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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NFL Bad Joke Telling: All the Classic DadJokes and with Athletes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxBFY-M1KM

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👤︎ u/nothumbs78
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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Why did the occasional athlete run between clocks?

Because he only exercised from time to time.

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👤︎ u/fort221
📅︎ Mar 13 2016
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The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships

Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!

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👤︎ u/mooders
📅︎ Aug 24 2015
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