It was a tall order.
But he was told he doesn't have a shot in hell.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, “it’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”
(Credit to Brian Regan)
It was a fragrant fowl.
It would be a little hard to play with everyone getting penalties, since people with corona-virus love to travel
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He shut the whole league down this year!
would he become a Timberwolf in the Wild?
It’s not the Heat... it’s the Humidity!
Two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
They play casketball
OKC may have stolen the Thunder, but Seattle's still got the Storm.
They're really into tall tales.
he asked for some curry
It is considered as a personal fowl.
The Indiana Pacers
After the trainer vowed she would leave no Stern untoned.
Dunk driving
We called him Justin, the Knick of time.
Because they never received the money that Lamar Odom.
The Phoenix Suns
He removed free throws
Well they're the only team that can repeat, so who else were they gonna pick!
A baller-in-a leotard.
