Mcfly of The Tiger.
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︎ May 01 2021
I just heard that Snap, Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger and Capn Crunch have all been killed.
Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.
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︎ May 09 2021
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why are tigers striped?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Did you hear about the tiger woods crash?
Heβll never drive again.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why.
He just looked at me and said,
"They're GREAT!"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Why did Tiger Woods' house burn down?
Because he got rid of all his hose.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Tiger Woods in a massive car crash.
Should have used the driver.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I thought Tiger Woods was supposed to be good at driving...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Did you hear about Tiger Woods latest handicap?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jan 17 2021
On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What do you cold and hungry tiger?
A brr-grr.
Edit:
βWhat do you CALL...β
Sorry, I suck.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
So the house cats went to the tigers engagement party.
The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, βWhy so quiet ? Donβt you like to have some boisterous fun ?β The cats replied, βOh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.β
PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My favorite animals are tigers and lions.
You could say that Iβm a big cat person.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Tiger Woods and Cub Woods
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︎ Dec 21 2020
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Eye of the tiger
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︎ Jan 16 2020
I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks aboutβ¦
β¦the other four letters?
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︎ May 02 2020
What is Tiger Woodβs favorite place to go on vacation?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Puns are blooming all over this garden....Like a cat fight between a dandelion and tiger lily...
Oops...A Daisy
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I just read that a tiger was spotted downtown
I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I once had the king of the jungle tell me he was actually a tiger.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
My wife is trying to make a Tiger King cake for a friend.
I told her it looks all methed up.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What do you call a tiger thatβs just come from the hair stylist?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
How did Tiger King become so popular during this pandemic?
Netflix is great with viral marketing.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
If I said I could be a tiger without stripes....
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︎ Feb 25 2020
TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Who would win between a totally white Dalmatian and a Tiger?
Well, certainly not the Tiger, because the Dalmatian wouldn't be spotted.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
The eye of the tiger
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︎ Dec 31 2018
How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you?
Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
I got the "I" of the Tiger
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︎ Jul 10 2018
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!
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︎ Feb 28 2020
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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︎ Oct 04 2019
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