Rhesus Pieces (Thanks to LapinHero for the idea.)
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
My Dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.
What do you call chopped up monkey parts?
Rhesus pieces.
Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.
There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.
Whatβs a monkeys favorite candy?
Rhesus pieces
What's Macaca mulatta's favorite candy?
Rhesus Phesus
