Rhesus Pieces (Thanks to LapinHero for the idea.)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/workstudy_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditions it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhena_lahrie
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What do you call chopped up monkey parts?

Rhesus pieces.

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My Dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.

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Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.

There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What’s a monkeys favorite candy?

Rhesus pieces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waverly_Hills
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What's Macaca mulatta's favorite candy?

Rhesus Phesus

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What do you call a monkey in a minefield

Rhesus Pieces!

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