So I caught a frog and a toad having a great time in my backyard just the other day.
They were playing a game of croquet.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Feb 23 2021
Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you donβt believe me, just go check some toadstool.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Feb 16 2021
I was playing Mario Cart today, looked at Toad and thought...
Ya know what, he looks like a really fun guy.
fun guy
fungi
π︎ 7
π
︎ Feb 10 2021
I have no real opinion on frogs or toads.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jan 25 2021
How do toads open presents?
π︎ 30
π
︎ Dec 19 2020
What does a horny toad say?
π︎ 13
π
︎ Nov 30 2020
What's a toads favorite drink?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 14 2020
What's the difference between a toad and a toadstool?
One's in the buffet and the other helps 'em get there!
(I'm sorry if this is bad. I'm not a dad yet, but I'm practicing early)
π︎ 2
π
︎ Oct 23 2020
Why is Toad the most popular character in the Super Mario World?
Because he's a real fungi!
π︎ 5
π
︎ Sep 16 2020
Whatβs the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
Whatβs the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.
π︎ 25
π
︎ Jun 21 2020
Some people like in Toad in the Hole, but I like my eggs a toast boat.
Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jun 30 2020
Toad truck
π︎ 14
π
︎ Feb 20 2020
Country Toads
π︎ 12
π
︎ Aug 09 2019
If i toad you once i toad you a thousand times
π︎ 7
π
︎ Aug 14 2019
What do you call a baby who morphed into a toad?
π︎ 14
π
︎ May 23 2019
Why was the toad not able to make it across the road.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Oct 26 2019
This is toad-ally terrible but...
π︎ 33
π
︎ Feb 01 2018
Toad
π︎ 181
π
︎ Mar 14 2018
Toad you so
Did you hear about the new Netflix series all about frogs?
The plot is ribbiting
π︎ 3
π
︎ Aug 02 2019
Whyβd the toad cross the road
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jun 13 2019
Why is toad everyone's favorite Mario character?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Oct 04 2018
I heard Toad always hosts the best parties
They say he is a really fungi
π︎ 10
π
︎ Dec 23 2017
What did Princess Peach say to Toad?
π︎ 10
π
︎ Sep 02 2018
What kind of house does Toad from Super Mario live in?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Oct 22 2018
If you park your frog illegally does it get toad?
π︎ 18
π
︎ Sep 06 2017
π︎ 17
π
︎ Jun 26 2017
I never thought Toad was great at parties
Turns out heβs a real fungi
π︎ 3
π
︎ Sep 19 2018
I don't know why Toad isn't the main character in the Mario universe
π︎ 40
π
︎ Jan 10 2017
You guys hear what happened to the 100 year old toad?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Aug 24 2015
Frog parking only. All others will be toad.
π︎ 15
π
︎ Jun 28 2016
Toad was always my favorite Mario character
He just seems like a fungi.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 02 2016
What do toads drink?
π︎ 15
π
︎ Jan 08 2020
What does a horny toad say?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Oct 28 2019
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
π︎ 5
π
︎ Oct 14 2019
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
π︎ 3
π
︎ Oct 05 2019
A toad says ribbit ribbit, a horny toad says rub it rub it
π︎ 4
π
︎ Mar 04 2019
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit."
A horny toad says, "rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."
π︎ 42
π
︎ Aug 11 2017
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
π︎ 11
π
︎ May 04 2018
What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says ribbit ribbit, the other says rub it rub it.
π︎ 7
π
︎ Apr 10 2018
What's the difference between a Frog and Horny toad?
A frog says, βRibbit, ribbitβ and a horny toad says, βRub it, rub it.ββ
π︎ 27
π
︎ Nov 10 2016
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
π︎ 6
π
︎ Dec 27 2017
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
π︎ 8
π
︎ Dec 22 2017
FROG parking only; all others will be toad.
π︎ 24
π
︎ Aug 29 2014
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.