Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly

Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tschatz1010
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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My boyfriend just tried to kill a cockroach with a shoe...

But he missed it by about a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnicornNYEH
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings

They had a blast

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My wife asked me, β€œDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”

I said, β€œI don’t see myself doing that.”

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Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?

Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Did you know cockroaches hear through their legs ?

If you pick one up and yell "RUN !" at it and then put it down, it'll run away. But if you take it's legs off and yell "RUN !", it'll just sit there.

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This has been bugging me

If a cockroach has sex with its sister, is it considered infest?

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Me: Hello, Arnold? T-800, I need your help

Arnold: I’m not a terminator anymore, I’m retired

Me: But my house is filled with cockroaches & rats, please help!!!

Arnold: Howβ€˜s that my concern?

Me: If you’re retired doesn’t that make you an exterminator?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The tale of Ivan Ivanavich (Long)

There once was a man from the Ukraine named Ivan Ivanavich. Now Ivan and his family were dirt poor, in fact they were so poor, that they had to sell the cockroaches and rats they found in their hovel to make some spare change to to feed their many family members. One day, Ivan decided it was time to travel to the United States to try and have a better life and miraculously he managed to get aboard a ship to the States. Now his journey on this ship was miserable, he was down in the bowels of the ship, which was flooded with rats and feces, but he hunkered down and gave it his all to survive this terrible journey. finally, one day he hears commotion above, they had arrived at last. Ivan walks up to the topside of the old ship and sees the New York Harbor. He stands there amazed seeing such a beautiful sight. Ivan starts his life in New York but he doesn't have a significantly better life than the one he left behind. Nobody is interested in hiring immigrants but eventually he lands himsel

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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When I was kid, I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they came out of your ears....

.....good thing I didn't know about cockroaches!

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