If Praying Mantis' are always praying, what is their faith?
It varies. They are all in sects.
What do you call an insect who’s good in bed?
A slaying mantis
Who is the most religious animal in the animal kingdom?
The mantis, because they are always praying.
What do you call a religious grasshopper?
A preying mantis.
P.S. I proceeded to call myself ingenious after making this while pointing at the jeans I was wearing.
Answered Prayers
Me and some buddies rented a cabin last week. The plants by the porch attracted a lot of monarch butterflies. As we were watching them a Praying Mantis grabs a hold of one. As we watched the butterfly thrash around in odd quiet reverence I said, "Well, I guess it's an Answered Prayer Mantis now"
One guy told me I was going to be a great Dad.
My dad passed on some advice today.
"Remember; time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."
My sister wanted to lure some bugs to feed her preying mantis, and this was his advice to her.
