Praying mantis puns got me laughing my head off
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Irmuund
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If the Mantis'es are praying, what is their religion?

It varies, they're all in sects.

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Poor mantis
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Buchy905
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If Praying Mantis' are always praying, what is their faith?

It varies. They are all in sects.

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In a post about Praying Mantisโ€™s
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/figgernaggotXP
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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What do you call an insect whoโ€™s good in bed?

A slaying mantis

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ColaNaught
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What's the use of priests?

Preying.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/maxjnmn
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Who is the most religious animal in the animal kingdom?

The mantis, because they are always praying.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What do you call a religious grasshopper?

A preying mantis.

P.S. I proceeded to call myself ingenious after making this while pointing at the jeans I was wearing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mukundan_chariar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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My dad passed on some advice today.

"Remember; time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."

My sister wanted to lure some bugs to feed her preying mantis, and this was his advice to her.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tananda7
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