So I caught a frog and a toad having a great time in my backyard just the other day.
They were playing a game of croquet.
Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.
I was playing Mario Cart today, looked at Toad and thought...
Ya know what, he looks like a really fun guy.
fun guy
fungi
I have no real opinion on frogs or toads.
How do toads open presents?
What does a horny toad say?
What's a toads favorite drink?
What's the difference between a toad and a toadstool?
One's in the buffet and the other helps 'em get there!
(I'm sorry if this is bad. I'm not a dad yet, but I'm practicing early)
Why is Toad the most popular character in the Super Mario World?
Because he's a real fungi!
What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.
Some people like in Toad in the Hole, but I like my eggs a toast boat.
Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.
If i toad you once i toad you a thousand times
What do you call a baby who morphed into a toad?
Why was the toad not able to make it across the road.
This is toad-ally terrible but...
Toad you so
Did you hear about the new Netflix series all about frogs?
The plot is ribbiting
Why’d the toad cross the road
Why is toad everyone's favorite Mario character?
I heard Toad always hosts the best parties
They say he is a really fungi
What did Princess Peach say to Toad?
If you park your frog illegally does it get toad?
I never thought Toad was great at parties
Turns out he’s a real fungi
You guys hear what happened to the 100 year old toad?
Did you hear about the toad that pooped?
Frog parking only. All others will be toad.
Toad was always my favorite Mario character
He just seems like a fungi.
What does a horny toad say?
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
A toad says ribbit ribbit, a horny toad says rub it rub it
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit."
A horny toad says, "rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says ribbit ribbit, the other says rub it rub it.
What's the difference between a Frog and Horny toad?
A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’”
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
FROG parking only; all others will be toad.
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