Have you accepted cheeses as your lord and saviour?
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Probably mice elf! My self would need several mouse traps, but I can catch many, if they're dumb enough!
At the squeak-easy!
with baited breath.
Because not many of them know how to dance...
One of them says, “I think the book was better.”
Credit: Tiny Tower Bitbook
The clock struck one.....the others escaped with minor injuries.
2, but how did they get in there?
...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.
Compro-mice.
Yesterday, two mice attacked a Brit at a pub. While one took the key to his car and ran, the other smashed his knee and ran. He was down on the ground crying and shouting 'Me key, me knee!'
Edit: changed public to pub. Fucking autocorrect :P
I'm a real mice-tro.
Because they heard that she made cookies out of molasses.
Because he prefers keyboard shortcuts!
-Quite proud of this one, my kids didn't get it, but my wife and I had a good laugh.
I just knew those traps looked debatable.
Voletariat ursurped beargeosie.
Czechy Cheese.
So, let's see that report card. Hmmm. Not so great this term, eh? Maybe you should have bought some tutor mice.
What are tutor mice? You never heard of tutor mice? No wonder. There's this elf, see, and he trains mice to teach kids different subjects. You buy one mouse for math, another for English, and so on. Each mouse you buy is a guaranteed A.
And the best thing is, this elf doesn't have a shop or anything. He comes to you. All you have to do is sing the song.
What do you mean what song. Everybody knows the song. You just have to sing it like you really mean it, and he'll pop up and sell you some mice. Like this:
♫I'LL BUY MICE, E-E-ELF...♫
♫DON'T WANNA 'B'!♫
♫I'LL BUY MICE, ELF!♫
Have you accepted cheeses as your Lord and Savior?
Two, but it’s kind of cramped.
Because not many of them know how to dance...
...and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
2, but I don't know how they got in there.
Two, if they fit!
2, but I don't know how they get in there...
