Silly Sod
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrShaunce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My neighbor spent all day laying sod in his front garden, then last night, someone stole it!

He’s outside now, looking forlorn…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I was assaulted with a bag of soil

But I can't go to the cops cause they got dirt on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WA9ACE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What’s the price of sod?

It’s dirt cheap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ketchup261000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I tried to tell my wife how to lay sod, but she wasn’t interested...

We still have a lot of ground to cover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cpm10682
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My neighbor came over again to tell me about his new lawn, so I told him to get lost.

I’ve heard enough of his sod stories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fish_and_chisps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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If these hurricanes don't sod off...

Irma lose my shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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We’ve all heard of Murphy’s Law, but have you heard of Cole’s Law?

Well, it’s finely chopped bits of cabbage and carrots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcornellbitch
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Every time we see a truck hauling sod...

"Man, I wish I was that rich, where I could just send my lawn away to be mowed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ancel3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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I should start a landscaping business. I'll call it "General Sod"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcox0001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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My neighbor leaves his sprinkler running constantly, sometimes days at a time.

It’s really irrigating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Classic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirNebinimus24
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.

But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubblezoid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Got a job at a turf farm. After the first day. I thought to myself.

β€œThis is sodly satisfying..”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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When you see fake grass for the first time

"That's sod"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-STARrating
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Someone has been adding better grass to my yard!

What a sod!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I made a chicken salad earlier

The cheeky sod didn't even say thank you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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A farmer told me he sells grass

What a sod life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2017
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What weapon do British people use to make their enemies go away?

A sod off shotgun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Brandon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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Got my whole family to groan...

My brother was doing a crossword puzzle and asks, "What unit of measurement do they use for sod?"

My response: "Yards."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daydu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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What’s the price of sod?

It’s dirt cheap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ketchup261000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Every time we pass a semi on the highway carrying sod...

"Man, I wish I was that rich, that I could just send my lawn out to be mowed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ancel3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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