What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?
A reservation reservation reservation
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Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
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︎ Dec 13 2020
How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....
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︎ Oct 24 2020
This book on Native American cooking.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
A Native American man drank 500 cups of tea in one sitting
Nearly drowned in his own teepee
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Found a book on american history and no mention of Native Americans
This is apache version of history I thought
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Did you hear about that Native American who drank 5 gallons of tea before bed?
That night, he drowned in his teepee.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why was the Native American embarrassed after using the bathroom?
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you get when you cross a pig with the Native Americans?
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︎ May 11 2020
Sad story about the Native American that drank 37 glasses of ice tea. The next morning they found him dead...
Face down in his tea pee.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
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︎ Apr 22 2020
If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and donβt feel so certain about it...
then youβre having a reservation reservation reservation.
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︎ May 02 2020
Can you imagine a Native American Easter egg hunt back in colonial days?
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Native American Airlines...
... have a patchy safety record.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
TIL: In ancient times, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.
They just couldnβt get their Bering Strait.
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︎ Aug 12 2018
Do you know why there are no good Native American restaurants?
Itβs impossible to find a good Sioux chef!
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Someone asked if I was Native American...
I said, "No, why?"
"Because your beard is Apache one."
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Did you hear about the Native American cook who rose up to become second in command at Bobby Flay's restaurants?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Why were the Native Americans the first to come to America?
Because they had reservations
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︎ May 15 2019
How is the best way to greet Native Americans
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Why do native Americans hate snow?
It's white and settles on their land
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︎ Jun 20 2018
Native American boy: Dad, I'm hungry.
Native American dad: How, hungry.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
Why didn't the Native Americans get angry when kicked out of their lands?
Because they became nomads
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︎ Jun 26 2019
My buddy works at a restaurant on a Native American reservation.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
What did the pirate say to the Native American?
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︎ Jun 04 2019
What did the Native American say to the man who had just shown him his very first magic trick?
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︎ Mar 04 2019
How do Native American Ghosts hunt Buffalo?
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︎ Sep 20 2016
Did you hear about the little native American boy who drank a gallon of sweet tea before bed?
They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
On my last vacation to the Dakota's, I spent WAY too much at a Native American store known for their elaborate cabinetry facades..
I just had to have a Sioux veneer.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
My Native American friendβs son is going through puberty
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︎ Oct 03 2018
Why were the Native Americans in America before anyone else?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Why were they native Americans in America first?
Because they had reservations....
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︎ Jun 30 2016
TIL: A thousand years ago, some native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska, but failed.
They just couldnβt get their Bering Strait.
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